Lifeinvader

Birthday: April 27th Relationship Status: Still looking

Sex: Always Interested in: The beach, reality TV, my boyfriend (whoever he is now), being prettier than half the girls I meet.

Religious Views: - Worship is a waste of time. Political Views: - Whatever supports working girls like me.

About: Prettiest girl in LS <333

Ok, that didn't last long. Looks like we're moving out AGAIN. Slight private militia home invasion issue.

Fame or Shame finals SO amazing. I've watched myself like 100 times. Still can't believe I didn't win!!

If I'd known masturbating monkeys were the next big thing I'd have gone on Fame or Shame myself.

I have stalkers now! #priceoffame

I'm totally going to college as soon as I'm done with the celebrity thing.

My Mom & Dad are back together! And I made it to the finals of Fame or Shame on pure talent alone!

No way! Lazlow wants to meet me at this tattoo parlor to talk about getting back on the show! He said to bring black lipstick and not to tell any responsible adults where I was going (so I told Jimmy)!

Mom acts like such a pathetic teenager with no self-esteem around Fabien. It makes me want to vomit.

Lazlow is texting me like 5 times a day now! he keeps asking me to call him jackrabbit. It's kind of sinister and creepy but whatever... CELEBRITY!!

I never thought I'd say this but I think I might just miss my Dad a tiny bit.

If Fabien tells me one more time that my energies are blocked or asks me to back into his pelvis I won't be responsible for my actions.

Can't believe it! Lazlow from Fame or Shame got in touch with me! He wants to know when I'm going to make it up to him for Dad and Uncle Trevor demeaning him in public! And you should have heard some of his ideas ;)

Looks like I'm officially from a broken home. Mom boned one guy too many. Dad brained one guy too many. It was only a matter of time.

I have the worst Dad in the history of parenthood!!! He completely sabotaged my Fame or Shame audition!!! I was going to be famous! My life is over!!! I HATE HIM!!!

Just heard back from Weazel about the audition tape. I'm going on! Don't tell my parents.

Big thanks to Bree and Kim for helping me making the hottest audition tape ever!

Something is very wrong. My Dad has friends over and he's in a really good mood. I think I might be trapped in a parallel universe.

So now you're doing porn too. Congratulations on exceeding my skanky expectations once again.

Fuck you and your crazy dad. You owe me a new Seashark. Good luck getting into the industry now

I have the most psycho dad in the world. He just dragged me away from the coolest yacht party EVER!! I seriously think he needs some kind of mental intervention.

I'm officially over Gary. I hope he dies in a horrible accident. And for you other girls out there, he's like a cashew nut, so don't even bother.

That adult film guy Freddie has invited me to hang out on his yacht with all his entertainment industry friends. So cool! This could totally open doors for me.

My mom won't let Gary stay the night. Why's she the only one who gets to be the whore? She is such a dictator!

I take it all back. Maybe you will be famous... for having the most cavernous gaper in history.

I really think Gary might be the one :)

Gary's different. He kisses me like it means something rather than just a token 10 seconds before trying to get my bra off like all the other guys.

My parents are driving me CRAZY. I have to get my own place soon.

If you refuse speak to me directly, this is the only way. Stop acting like a spoiled brat and be thankful for what you have. I have created a monster.

OMG who saw Lacey Jonas in Starstalk yesterday? She looks like a roadkill crackwhore. I'm SO much hotter than that.

Cracked on the diet and ate an entire tiramisu. Hate myself.

Thanks for a hot date last night. Sorry again about that mayonnaise packet splitting in my pocket. xx

Day 2 of the diet. Eating is cheating!!! Sooooooo tired!!!

Sometimes I wish I could just trade in my family for another one (so long as they were still rich)

Can u do to me what Derek said you did to him? :)

Why are all the guys my age such pathetic douchebags?

I just saw Jimmy break a sweat putting on shoes. It will be a miracle if he lives past 30.

I seriously think you might have broken some record for most DNA consumed by a human body.

You were such a slut last night

You know your family's got problems when you're not allowed to post photos on Lifeinvader

Karl totally wants to do you.

My parents are the worst role models ever.

So the test was negative. Phew!!!

Did you honestly make out with Danny Niles? Ewwww that's so gross.

I don't know what my mom's done to her nails. Skankarific. You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

Fact. Older guys just get me.

I want to die. I seriously think I might have a fatter ass than my mother.

Everyone defriend Shannon Toyle NOW. From now on that bitch is a pariah! Invisible!

Luv u! You're sooooooo hot. Am I? Tell me plz, and on my page, not private message. Thxxxxxx

I feel like such a hippo right now

Crazzzzy night! I don't remember anything but I think I've got a new boyfriend! Win win!

Acting, modeling, singing, dancing. I'm the quadruple threat.

That moment when you catch a glimpse of girl's reflection in a store window, think who's that ugly cow, then realize it's you. #reasonstokillmyself

So... it's confirmed - Steve Grayson isn't just immature emotionally ;)

I'm phoning, texting and lifeinvadering you at the same time! And I don't even know what we're talking about!

Who saw Fame or Shame last night? I've got more talent than all of them combined!

Ok, here we go. Fourth new social circle of the year!

I've decided to focus on dancing instead of modeling. I think it expresses who I am a lot more. I mean why do I need to go to college when I can make a fortune in entertainment?

You've gotta love it when my dad threatens to kill my boyfriends and they have no idea how serious he is :)

Are you playing the field or just fucking the team???

I would totally hit your mom

I'm so excited for the new season of Fame or Shame!!!

LifeInvader

Tracey De Santa

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